The Continuing Adventures of Pedro Vex: The Doctor
| The camera flies in tight to a six story building. There is a lot of foot traffic at the entrance, old and young people shuffling in and out, the parking lot is full. The camera pulls up and around to the sixth floor, to a window on the shaded side of the building. Below the window, a trash compactor and loading dock. The camera goes through the window. Pedro is sitting on the white paper on the medical table. He's wearing nothing save for an ill fitting hospital gown and boxer briefs. His clothes are folded nicely over a chair in the corner. He starts to flex his arm to pass the time. He starts to hum silently. There is a knock on the door and the doctor enters. He's a short balding man, glasses and a large class ring. Pedro glares at him. "So how are we doing today Mr..." the doctor checks the chart in his hands, "...Smith, John." He pauses to consider this. He looks at Pedro's clearly not white skin tone. "So John, want to hear a joke?" Pedro shrugs as the doctor starts the physical. "So this family walks into a talent agency. There is the father, the mother, a teenage daughter and a teen son. The talent agent asks them what their act is. The father says we'll show you!" Pedro glances at the doctor as he pauses to listen to Pedro's heart. "So the father turns to the daughter and bitch slaps her right across the face! As he does this the son jumps on his mother and headbutts her into the ground!" The doctor takes a step back from Pedro. "Take down your shorts please." Pause. "Cough. Okay. Turn and cough. Okay. You can put your shorts back on. Let's check those ears and eyes now." "So the son has knocked the mother unconscious," the doctor continues, "and rips off her pants and his. He starts to rape her! Right there in front of the talent agent! While he's raping her, the father has slapped the daughter's face completely red and hot. So she goes down to her knees and the father urinates on her. She drinks some, then takes off her shirt. The father then hooks up a car battery to her nipples and turns it on. She's electrocuted to death. He then proceeds to skull fuck her lifeless body in an eye socket." The doctor starts to get more and more excited as he starts to physically emulate the actions he's describing. "Meanwhile, the mother wakes up and starts fighting back against the son. She rolls onto her stomach, so he penetrates her asshole. At each thrust, a splatter of shit and blood comes flying out. The talent agent is disgusted at this point, but cannot turn away. The father comes up from behind the son and rams his fist into the son's ass, far. The son sputters and twitches as the father pulls his intestines out, foot by foot. The son falls, dead, on top of the mother. She gets up and immediately jumps onto the father, knocking him to the ground. She starts riding him while he chokes her with the intestines. She passes out and the father jumps up, arms wide, with a huge grin on his face facing the talent agent, partial intestines hanging in one hand, his dick dripping with blood, shit and cum." The doctor emulates the father, standing wide with his arms out. "So the agent weakly says, what in the fucking hell do you call that? The father answers..." the doctor gets into a scene ending stance..."The Aristocrats!" The doctor is posed, waving his hands like the end of a vaudeville act. Pedro jumps off the table and delivers a roundhouse kick to the doctor's sternum. The doctor flies through the window, still waving his hands. He hits the top of the trash compactor, breaking most of his bones and skull, and finalizes his death with a thud on the pavement. Pedro starts to get dressed and there is a knock at the door. A young nurse enters the room and notices the broken window. She walks past Pedro and looks out to see the doctor splattered on the pavement below. She looks at Pedro. "He told the Aristocrats joke didn't he?" She asks nervously. Pedro just smirks at her and slips out the door. Pedro exits through the back stairwell. There are sirens in the distance. He approaches the body of the doctor, kneels down and removes the large class ring from the doctor's meaty finger. Pedro pockets it, looks around quickly and walks off towards the back parking lot. That's when he feels the laser sight on his back. Pedro always trusted his instincts, and this one was telling him to duck. A bullet whizzed by his head and struck a car, another and another as he zigged and zagged through the back parking lot, finally taking refuge behind an SUV. Someone was shooting at him from the roof. The rear view mirror shattered above him. Pedro picked up a piece of glass and held it up slightly above the window line of the vehicle. He angled it so he could see the roof. There was only a length of rope hanging down. Pedro jumped up and looked back toward the doctor. There was a man all in black searching the doctor's pockets. He fired a couple stray shots in Pedro's direction, missing everyone. He dropped the clip out of his gun. Pedro couldn't close the gap in time, so as the police sirens were getting closer, Pedro ran. The man didn't give chase. Pedro sat down at a bench outside a rib joint. He dug in his pocket and pulled out the ring. He dug his fingernail under the jewel in the center and it sprung open. There was a tiny circuit board in the ring. He closed it back up and put it back in his pocket. It matched the watch that he had acquired on a previous mission, the markings were the same and both contained a secret circuit board. As he ordered some bbq ribs, Pedro wondered if he was supposed to know that. |






















