What is it with people and torture? This seemingly nice (but clearly white trash) couple in Southern California, kept a runaway foster child chained up in their house where he was starved, enough so that at seventeen he appeared to be 12. I don't get it. There have been no allegations of sexual abuse, not that I'm hoping for them, but what was their fucking motivation? Why would two people - one of which is a girl scout leader - keep a teenage boy chained up for no good reason? I mean, if you are going to torture someone, you better have a damn good reason. Like terrorism, or messing with people with skeletons in their closet like the Saw movies. But c'mon, that's fiction. And torturing a child? That's just all kinds of fucked up. I know, I know, there are some really messed up people in this world. Child touchers, murderers and all that jazz. The thing is (and I'm leading with this now) that these dirtbags won't get the punishment that they deserve. They won't get taken out back and shot. They'll get jail time, but eventually be let out early because our jails keep filling up with too many potheads. That's right, I'm turning this rant into a "legalize Marijuana" rant. Listen: we spend like 72 Billion a year catching, prosecuting and jailing all the minor offense (possession) pot heads out there. That's a lot of fucking money on people that would be only helping the economy. I mean think about it. Pot heads generally don't hurt anyone, there are rarely any pot related crimes (besides having pot) and they give back to the economy, by buying large quanities of snack foods and video games. Therefore, as some dumb English broad stated on CNN last night that we're in a recession, I state that releasing all the pot heads would be economically sound and would be a stimulus to our economy. Obama - take note: potheads could save our nation just by doing what they do best. Eating and playing video games.
My balls are recession proof
Seriously. We're in a fucking recession. Honestly, big fucking deal. The media acts like it's the end of the fucking world, like we've never been in a recession before. We have, and in my lifetime. Probably in your lifetime too. It's the way the world works no matter what you are talking about. Up and down up and down up and down. Just like your sex life! Everything peaks, everything falls. Then it peaks again. That's why, unlike the media and all the financial turds causing our stock market to shit itself, I'm staying positive. Because it's the constant stream of pessimism that is driving this recession. The media doesn't help. Stocks go up, that's bad. Stocks go down, that's bad. Everything is bad, so nothing looks good. You know what is good? Stocks that were trading at 10 bucks are trading for 2 bucks and if you are patient, you know when this recession ends those stocks will go right back up. And you'll be sitting pretty. AIG is trading at under $2 a share. Even if it only goes back up to $5 a share, that's a huge percent increase, and a huge profit. That's positive thinking, and that's the only thing that's going to bring us out of this recession.
There is something else that people need to keep in mind. Except for the morons that bought a 150K house for 350K and are now homeless cause they couldn't afford it when the economy tightened (surprise assholes) no-one has really LOST anything. Sure, stocks have gone down - but unless you sell them, you haven't lost anything. They are just valued less. Home prices have dropped, but unless you sell (or you can no longer afford your mortgage cause you are a fucking moron who has trouble with basic math) you haven't lost anything. The value has just decreased. I don't think home values will be going back up for a while though. And really, you dumbasses deserve it. When everyone was buying homes, some just to flip, I said "fuck all, these morons are going to get screwed. They are building more homes than there are people. Can't these idiots do the math? It's real basic like." And it was real basic like, and they couldn't do it. I really don't feel sorry for the twits that got stuck with homes that they were going to flip when the home market died like a drunk mongoose in a cobra fight. You dumb fuckers. And now the foreclosures, because the delayed mortgages, the sub-prime loans, the variable rate increases all caught up to these poor bastards who had no business buying homes in the first place. Like most of my half white trash & mexican neighbors living in a nice neighborhood where they bought in with variable rate mortgages, were able to afford their overpriced home for a year, then got super fucked when the APR shot through the roof like Superman passing gas and suddenly, they have to choose - tacos or mortgage? There are four houses on my street alone that went into foreclosure. What's my secret you ask? Easy, I fucking rent. I pay my landlords' mortgage. Makes it fucking easy for the both of us. He's not sitting with an empty house he can't sell, and I'm not stuck in a mortgage I can't afford. Fucking cake.

Yeah, that's right - I'm pulling out the old White Trash Wednesday logo. I have a great one today.
So there is this local story that has now gotten national attention, but for the wrong reasons. This snaggle toothed white trash bitch nearly killed her baby by diluting the kid's formula in order to stretch a dollar. Of course, this caused water intoxication and the baby nearly died. Go ahead and look at the picture of that chick. Keep her in mind as I discuss this. First off, the baby was 4 pounds underweight, the kid looks like skin and bones. This didn't raise any red flags with the mother? None at all? Did she think all babies look as cracked out as their mothers? Second, why couldn't she breast feed? She says that she couldn't, but doesn't say why. I know - it's cause of all the METH. Third, the father was in the house. Not a word from him at all. Sounds like a winner to me. Fourth, she gets WIC, which provides plenty of formula a month to feed a baby. At the worst, you'd have to buy one extra can. That's about $16. Here's a novel idea meth head, stop spending money on meth and get a fucking job. Or tell your lazy boyfriend to get a damn full time job (he works part time setting up tents for events. I'm sure that's lucrative.) So we've established she's a dirtbag and should be held accountable for being a dirtbag.
Nope. Instead, she's being hoisted up as the new poster girl for not watering down your babies formula, because this is a concern in the medical community. Instead of being thrown in jail for child abuse, or at least being given a drug test to check if she's fucking clean, she's on the receiving end of the sympathy of every self loving moron in the county. Already people are donating formula to her, to be sure that she has enough. While I agree with helping the baby to live, I don't agree with helping the mother. She is a white trash meth head and needs to have her teeth knocked out before she goes to prison for abuse. How could she not notice her baby looked like a little old man. What the fuck? Which is why she's my white trash mother of the week. Leave your thoughts in the comments, I'm sure you have some. Oh, and Pushcart - I know she's got a hot mouth, but I don't want to hear about it. I'm guessing the meth has made those teeth pretty soft though.Labels: Bullshit, Politics, White Trash Wednesday |